lyrics for …And Justice for Morph

Plasticine dinner for a plasticine man
Made in a plasticine frying pan
Feeling contented in my box
Along comes Chas, being a cock
I was looking forward to some peace and quiet
Without this idiot causing a riot
Middle-aged artist smiling down
Annoying white git, messing around

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Tony, Tony, I’m so sad
Living with this bendy cad
The situation is a tragedy
Like the paintings in your gallery

Will this annoyance ever stop
I want to disappear through the tabletop
I listen to this prick for hours
While you draw your pretty flowers
Programme ends and the lights go down
It’s just me and this annoying clown
You go home to your kid and wife
Now, where do you leave that knife

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Late at night, all I can see
Is the creepy white git creeping up on me
Feeling cute and feeling lonely
Why can’t you control him, Tony?
Thought he had a chance with the star attraction
I can’t be responsible for my actions
I’ll bang his bits under the lid
And I’ll be glad that I did

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Tony (Tony), I’m so sad
Tony (Tony), I’m so sad
Tony, I’m so sad
Tony, I’m so sad

It’s a tragedy, like the paintings in your gallery
It’s a tragedy, like the paintings in your gallery
Tony (Tony), Tony (Tony)
It’s a tragedy, like the paintings in your gallery