lyrics for Are You Being Swerved?

Greedy capitalists, not paying taxes
Treating all their staff like shit, with friends in high places
Going down (going down, going down, going down)
Going down (going down, going down, going down)
Going down (going down, going down, going down)
Going down (going down)

Ground floor perfumery, stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food, going up
First floor telephones, gents ready-made suits
Shirts, socks, ties, pants, underwear and shoes, going up
Second floor carpets, travel goods and bedding
Materials, soft furnishings, restaurant and tees, going up

Chorus:
Retail therapy, retail therapy, retail therapy is getting on my tits
Retail therapy, retail therapy, nothing bloody fits
Retail therapy, retail therapy, retail therapy is getting on my tits
Retail therapy, retail therapy, nothing bloody fits, nothing bloody fits

Shopping for child labour, goods of poor quality
Empty valleys factories, seamstresses on benefits, going down
Landfill packaging, broken shit from Temu
Polystyrene watercourses, fish full of plastic, going down
Greedy capitalists, not paying taxes
Treating all their staff like shit, with friends in high places, going down

(Chorus)

Colleague announcement: Child labour to isle 3, empty valleys factories to checkout 4
Polystyrene watercourses have been spilled at the back isle
Customer announcement: Fish full of plastic and greedy capitalists not paying taxes available in store now

Shopping for child labour, goods of poor quality
Empty valleys factories, seamstresses on benefits, going down
Landfill packaging, broken shit from Amazon
Polystyrene watercourses, fish full of plastic, going down
Greedy capitalists, not paying taxes
Treating all their staff like shit, with friends in high places, going down

(Chorus)
Retail therapy, retail therapy, retail therapy is getting on my tits
Retail therapy, retail therapy, nothing bloody fits, nothing bloody fits