lyrics for Pixie's Pants

Boil wash, anti-bac. Anti-bac, boil wash.
Fabreze, Dettol, Dettol, Fabreze.
Boil wash, anti-bac. Anti-bac, boil wash.
Fabreze, Dettol, Dettol, Fabreze.

Station, do you remember? Wearing my bikini to work.
Station, do you remember? It was tight, so your bollocks hurt.
Station, do you remember? Wearing my bra down the pub.
Station, do you remember? Using sudocrem where it rubbed.

Station, do you remember? Wearing my pink knickers made of lace.
Station, do you remember? Wearing my lipstick on your face.
Station, do you remember? Going to the gym with my dress on.
Station, do you remember? Going shoplifting in my thong.

Can I have my stuff back, Station? Do I really want them now?
Tell me, have you washed them, Station? Think I’ll leave it anyhow.
I think I’ll leave it, I think I’ll leave it, I think I’ll leave it anyhow.

Chorus:
I’m not tight with my tights.
But I’d rather be private with my privates.
Anything goes and nothing’s shocking.
But I miss my purple stockings.

Station, you’re taking the piss now. Making funny phone calls in my boots.
Station, you’re taking the piss now. Using my pants to hide your fruit.
Station, you’re taking the piss now. Using my vibrator every night.
Station, you’re taking the piss now. Playing British Bulldogs in my tights.

Can I have my stuff back, Station? Do I really want them now?
Tell me, have you washed them, Station? Think I’ll leave it anyhow.
I think I’ll leave it, I think I’ll leave it, I think I’ll leave it anyhow.

(Chorus x 2)

Boil wash, anti-bac. Anti-bac, boil wash.
Fabreze, Dettol, Dettol, Fabreze.
Boil wash, anti-bac. Anti-bac, boil wash.
Fabreze, Dettol, Dettol, Fabreze.