lyrics for Spiders

Incy wincey spider, went climbing up the spout
Please don't be a bastard, put poor wincy out
Please don't kill the spiders, going about his day
Eating all your houseflies, keeping them at bay

In the night time, when you're sleeping the spiders come
Run up and down your penis and bite your bum
Run up and down your legs and between your toes
Run up and down your face and then up your nose

Chorus:
Have you seen my spider?
She has lots of legs, she lays many eggs
Making many spiders
Crawling everywhere, they're under your chair
Spiders!

There's a spider in my kitchen, what am I going to do?
I'll just leave him alone, because I'm not a twat like you
Please don't kill the spiders, just put him outside
He's such a handsome devil, please keep him alive

In the night time, when you're sleeping the spiders come
Run up and down your penis and bite your bum
Run up and down your legs and between your toes
Run up and down your face and then up your nose

(Chorus)

Three blind mice, see how they run
Please don't chop their tails off, they're only little, mun
Please don't kill the mousey, who came in for a warm
And to eat some random crumbs, please leave her alone

In the night time, when you're sleeping the spiders come
Run up and down your penis and bite your bum
Run up and down your legs and between your toes
Run up and down your face and then up your nose

Spiders!

Hickory, dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
It's hard terrorism, so stop being a cock
She's somebody's mother, with hungry mouths to feed
So please don't kill the mousey, there really is no need
In the night time, when you're sleeping the spiders come
Run up and down your penis and bite your bum
Run up and down your legs and between your toes
Run up and down your face and then up your nose

Have you seen my spider?
She has lots of legs, she lays many eggs
Making many spiders
Crawling everywhere, they're under your chair
Have you seen my spider?
She has lots of legs, she lays many eggs
Making many spiders
Crawling everywhere, they're under your chair
Spiders!