lyrics for T-shirt Tossers

Everybody’s wearing The Jam. Everybody’s wearing Guns N’ Roses
Have you ever heard of The Jam? Have you ever heard of Guns N’ Roses?
Everybody’s wearing The Jam. Everybody’s wearing Guns N’ Roses
Have you ever heard of The Jam? Have you ever heard of Guns N’ Roses?

We queued, we bartered, we got our fit
A bit too long and too tight on the tits
The buzz of metal, the smell of sweat
The gigs we won’t forget

Everybody’s wearing Ramones. Everybody’s wearing Motorhead hun
Have you ever danced to Ramones. Have you been deafened by Motorhead hun
I like your Nirvana T-shirt. And I like your Metallica hoodie
They go very well with your Rolex. They go very well with your Lacroix shoes, hun

We travelled for miles on a crowded train.
We stood outside in the wind and rain
We lived the music and sang along
And called “encore” for our songs

Chorus:
36-41 ins, 104 in cms
I was made in Pakistan
Wash me at 40 degrees
70% cotton, 20% polyester
Wash me twice and I fall apart
Buy another, you tart

Everybody’s wearing The Clash. Everybody’s wearing Motely Crue babe
What’s your favourite song by The Clash? Have you ever fucked to Motley Crue babe?
You know all the words to Steps. You’re a big fan of Gary Barlow
You play Steps in your car. You’ve got a dildo called Gary Barlow

An ignorant click and it’s instantly there
A meaningless name and a vacant stare
Wasted genius on silicone
And dihydroxyacetone

(Chorus)

Suchy’s random rant:
I don’t know what he’s going to say. No one does. He just goes off on one about whatever’s annoyed him recently :)

An ignorant click and it’s instantly there
A meaningless name and a vacant stare
Wasted genius on silicone
And dihydroxyacetone

(Chorus)